Hi, I’m Lyndsey.

TL;DR:
I’ve done a lot—won awards, built brands, preached sermons, taught at Google, led TEDx stages, and raised a generation of kids through my YouTube science show.
I’ve done this while being deeply melanated, neurodivergent, and raised in harm.
Yes, that matters.

It means the path was steeper for me than for someone born into a preferred body or a privileged class.
But I still did it. And I know you can too—especially if we do it together.

(You can read more about the résumé bits on LinkedIn.)

If you’re just getting to know me:

I’m the founder of The Fab Lab with Crazy Aunt Lindsey—YouTube’s longest-running, independently produced kids’ science show (circa 2010).
Alongside this, I built departments and deployed strategy at places like Nike, Wieden+Kennedy, MTV Networks, and XBOX.

That work opened doors for me to teach and speak on creativity, innovation, fundraising, and storytelling at places like Harvard University, Google Inc., and TEDx stages across the U.S.
I also spent five years in ministry, serving some of the largest church communities in the country.

These days, I’m focused on:

  • Finishing my dissertation at Princeton University on patriarchy and sacred text

  • Hosting The ALTЯ, a quarterly gathering for spiritually aligned women

  • Tending to the business development, visibility, and spiritual health of New Earth’s pioneering leaders

All of it from cups filled with decades of experience, earned wisdom, and just a little bit of magic.

I live in Portland, Oregon (for now).

Results. Not Rhetoric.

I’m not working from theories I read in books written by people who’ve never raised a dollar, launched a business, or grown an audience - but are good at selling products. I’ve actually done this, for myself and others. From holding senior roles at some of the world’s biggest brands, to helping small businesses keep their doors open and futures funded, to healing my own limiting beliefs from trauma and social conditioning and advising others on their journeys.

There’s a reason so many cookie-cutter strategies + “shaman” fail to deliver: they weren’t designed for you.
What I offer is rooted in lived experience, measurable success, and spiritual integrity.
We align your chakras and your spreadsheets.
We clear your blocks and build your decks.
Because real peace of mind comes when your vision is both energetically sound and financially viable.

  • It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world.

  • It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world.

  • It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world.

You gotta get the roots before you get the fruit.

  • Matthew 7:17-20 + Qveen Herby, Mission

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