The High Priestess of Portland.
TLDR: I've done many things and won several awards over the years in areas spanning science education, content creation, global marketing, spirituality and religion. I achieved these things while being very neurodivergent, deeply melanated, and raised in abuse. Yes, it matters. This means it was much harder for me to achieve my goals than someone born in a privileged class or preferred body. But I did. It’s how I know you can, too. Especially if we do it together. You can find my professional narrative and resume on LinkedIn.
If you’d just like to catch up:
Hi, I’m Lyndsey, the founderess of The Fab Lab with Crazy Aunt Lindsey—YouTube’s most beloved, longest-running, independently produced kids’ science show (circa 2010). Alongside this, I built departments and deployed strategy at places like Nike, Wieden+Kennedy, MTV Networks, and XBOX.
That work opened doors for me to teach and speak on creativity, innovation, fundraising, and storytelling at places like Harvard University, Google Inc., and supporting TEDx speakers across the U.S. I also spent five years in ministry, serving some of the largest congregations in the country.
These days, I’m focused on:
Finishing my dissertation at an Ivy League seminary on patriarchy and sacred text
Hosting The ALTЯ, a quarterly gathering for spiritually aligned women
Tending to the business development, visibility, and spiritual health of New Earth’s pioneering leaders
I do all of this from cups filled with decades of experience, earned wisdom, and just a little bit of magic.
I’m headquartered in Portland, Oregon.
Practice. Not Performance.
There’s a reason so many cookie-cutter strategies + “shaman” collapse under the weight of real vision.
What I offer is rooted in lived experience, measurable success, and spiritual integrity.
We align your chakras and your spreadsheets.
We clear your blocks and build your decks.
Because real peace of mind comes when your vision is both energetically sound and financially viable.
I’m not working from theories I read in books written by people who’ve never raised a dollar, launched a business, or grown an audience - but are good at performing. What I share I’ve actually done, for myself and witnessed others replicate successfully. From holding senior and supporting roles at some of the world’s biggest brands, to helping small businesses keep their doors open and futures funded, to healing my own limiting beliefs from trauma and social conditioning and advising others on their journeys, to turning a two year stint babysitting into one of the internets most adored educational resources.
I’m often asked:
-
It’s both.
-
I build sacred systems for a healed world. That includes spiritual strategy, business consulting, and content creation across my three primary platforms:
The ALTЯ is a digital and live altar space for women reclaiming spiritual power, ancestral truth, and embodied leadership. This is where I teach, preach, and gather.
The Sowing Room is my business strategy and soul-alignment consultancy, where I help women-owned brands root their offerings in clarity, structure, and sustainable income.
The Fab Lab is my legacy science show for kids—bringing curiosity, confidence, and creativity back to the next generation.
Each is a room in the same house: a house I’m building to restore beauty, balance, and abundance to the world.
Want to work together? Explore my offerings + Be in touch
Just curious? Join the newsletter -
Technically, I’m a biblical scholar which only happened because of how much I was regularly kicked out of Sunday School as a kid for asking too many questions that didn’t have answers in the back of the book. Even while in ministry, I was never able to call myself “a Christian.” My other areas of expertise include science communications and multidisciplinary historian with focuses on early modern renaissance history, media history, and religion as sociology.
I do not see a separation between our spiritual selves/”inner worlds” and the irl that manifests around us. We behave what we believe, whether we are acting from awareness and integration or still animated by our traumas, fears, and biases. Faith, vision, and a regulated nervous system are required to make it to the other side. This is deeply personal work that I have mastered for myself and have observed gurus and guides throughout time try to get us to wake up and stick with for a very long time. This very well may be the era we get it right - as individuals and a collective.
I believe it is possible to build an abundant life and lucrative business that nourishes you and heals the world from a place of ease. My work is to show as many people as possible how to create this for themselves, not to get anyone to believe what I believe or even agree with me. Come as you are. Leave as you will.
You gotta get the roots before you get the fruit.
Matthew 7:17-20 + Qveen Herby, Mission
I’m here to support you.
You're invited to signup for my monthly newsletter, follow me on socials where I often discuss lucrative and nourishing themes around self-care, sovereignty, and saving the world, book time with me, or send me an email if you have other ideas about how you might like to work together.
“Lyndsey’s wisdom and guidance took what would have been a small rodeo in Boring and turned it into an extravaganza in the city!”